Quick, Linus! You have ten more minutes to blog about America on the Fourth of July! What are you going to do?
What’s more American than… Candide overture by the hilarious Leonard Bernstein??
Oh wait… that’s based on Voltaire’s Candide, a commentary on the French Revolution. Oops.
What’s more American than….Twilight?
Oh, those vuvuzelas are a South African tradition. My bad.
(Four more minutes!)
Okay, what’s more American than… harmonicas… the Blues… and beatboxing?
Yeah, that’s better.